specs

global scale (0–7)

#generalproficiencyenthusiasmstance
0Hostile / opposedCan't, won'tDespiseStrongly against
1Strong dislikeAware it existsAvoid activelyAgainst
2Dislike / minimalDabbled brieflyNot interestedLean against
3Slight negativeBeginnerColdSlightly against
4Baseline / neutralAverageTake or leaveNo opinion
5Moderate positiveCompetentEnjoyLean toward
6Strong positiveAdvanced / dailyEnthusiastSupport
7Obsessed / definingMaster / creatorLife-definingEvangelist

g: Geek Specialization (required)

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type: special | category: identity | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

Computing & Tech

Science & Medicine

Engineering & Making

Academic & Humanities

Art & Design

Business & Comms

Culture & Society

Games & Media

Futurism


a: Age

type: direct | category: identity | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Under 10: Still loading. Baby Shark has more life experience.
  2. 10-14: Old enough for Linux opinions, too young to drive to the meetup.
  3. 15-19: Convinced you know everything. Might be right about the tech stuff.
  4. 20-24: Student loans arrived but so has 3am pizza freedom.
  5. 25-34: Peak earning-to-caring ratio. GitHub green, back complaining.
  6. 35-49: You remember dial-up noises. Kids ask what a floppy disk is.
  7. 50-64: You were there when it happened. All of it.
  8. 65+: Living legend. Your software runs on OSes born decades after you.

b: Build

type: special | category: appearance | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

height

width


c: Clothing

type: direct | category: appearance | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Nudist: Quite a fashion statement.
  2. Punk: Safety pins are load-bearing.
  3. Political tees: Your shirts have opinions so you don't have to.
  4. Jeans & tee: Universal geek uniform. You own seven identical shirts.
  5. Average: Inoffensive. Forgettable. Exactly as intended.
  6. Smart casual: You've mastered the blazer-over-tee.
  7. Formal: You iron things. On purpose.
  8. Suit daily: CEO, lawyer, or cosplaying as one.

d: Editor / IDE

type: multi | category: tech | scale: proficiency | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

notable:


e: Education

type: direct | category: identity | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. None / primary: School of life. And YouTube.
  2. Middle school: Survived. Emotionally, jury's still out.
  3. High school: They said best years. They lied.
  4. Trade / associates: You can actually do things, unlike philosophy majors.
  5. Bachelors: Four years and paper that cost more than your car.
  6. Masters: First degree wasn't enough to convince anyone.
  7. PhD: Call me Doctor. Especially at parties.
  8. Post-doc: Forgotten what sunlight looks like.

f: Food / Cooking

type: direct | category: lifestyle | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Microwave only: Smoke detector is your kitchen timer.
  2. Boils water: Sometimes remembers to turn off stove.
  3. Basic meals: Eggs and pasta. The two food groups.
  4. Follows recipes: To the letter. Substitution is heresy.
  5. Home cook: Friends don't dread your dinner invitations.
  6. Experiments: Sometimes works. You pretend you planned it.
  7. Hosts dinners: Spice rack has subdivisions.
  8. Chef level: Own a mandoline, all fingers intact.

h: Hair

type: multi | category: appearance | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Alopecia
  2. Shaved
  3. Stubble
  4. Below average
  5. Average
  6. Above average
  7. Impressive
  8. Sasquatch

i: AI Stance

type: direct | category: stance | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Butlerian Jihadist: Would unplug every GPU on earth.
  2. Strongly opposed: 'No AI' in bio, code, and dating profile.
  3. Skeptical: Prefer human-authored everything.
  4. Cautious: Ethics papers keep you up at night.
  5. Neutral tool: Like a hammer. No opinions about hammers.
  6. Positive: Copilot saved 20 minutes today.
  7. Enthusiast: Cyborg partnership workflow.
  8. Singularity evangelist: Grocery list is AI-generated.

j: Gaming

type: multi | category: entertainment | scale: enthusiasm | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

notable:

Genre

Platform

Tabletop


k: Books

type: direct | category: entertainment | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Illiterate by choice: Words are tiny drawings that haven't tried hard enough.
  2. Not since school: Didn't finish that one either.
  3. Web only: You call this 'reading.'
  4. Occasional: Mostly when trapped on a plane.
  5. Few/year: Goodreads updated sporadically.
  6. Regular: To-read pile doubles as furniture.
  7. Avid: Library cards from multiple jurisdictions.
  8. Book/week: Shelves have shelves. Read this spec for fun.

l: Spoken Languages

type: multi | category: identity | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. None
  2. Few words
  3. Tourist
  4. Beginner
  5. Conversational
  6. Proficient
  7. Fluent
  8. Native

m: Music

type: multi | category: entertainment | scale: enthusiasm | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

notable:


o: Operating System

type: multi | category: tech | scale: proficiency | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

notable:

Linux (x prefix)

BSD

Windows

Mac

Mobile

Other


p: Programming Languages

type: multi | category: tech | scale: proficiency | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

notable:


q: Security / Hacking

type: direct | category: tech | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. No security: Password is 'password'. Click every link.
  2. Don't care: Firewalls are a construction thing.
  3. Default passwords: Pet name plus birth year. Reused everywhere.
  4. Basic awareness: Know phishing is bad. Fallen for it once.
  5. Password manager: Normal human security.
  6. 2FA everywhere: Judge friends' passwords.
  7. Encrypts everything: Paranoid but justified.
  8. Tinfoil hat: NSA has a file but can't read it either.

r: Religion

type: single | category: stance | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Hostile
  2. Strongly negative
  3. Lapsed
  4. Indifferent
  5. Cultural
  6. Moderate
  7. Devout
  8. Clergy-level

s: Sex / Relationships

type: direct | category: lifestyle | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Celibate: Made your peace.
  2. Not active (unwilling): Dating profile is unrewarded effort.
  3. Not active: 'Focusing on yourself.' Friends skeptical.
  4. Complicated: Status requires a flowchart.
  5. Private: None of your business.
  6. Dating: At least two dating apps.
  7. Partnered: Found someone who tolerates your geekery.
  8. Married w/ kids: Evidence is small, loud, doesn't sleep.

t: TV / Film

type: multi | category: entertainment | scale: enthusiasm | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

notable:

Sci-Fi

Fantasy

Other


v: Politics

type: special | category: stance | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

social

economic


w: Hardware

type: direct | category: tech | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Defeated by USB: The cable won.
  2. Can plug in: Big hole is for power.
  3. Replaced a part: Three YouTube videos and mild weeping.
  4. Troubleshoots: Can tell RAM from a graphics card.
  5. Built a PC: Cable management isn't great but it posted.
  6. Comfortable: Friends call when things break.
  7. Mods regularly: Void warranties recreationally.
  8. Builds everything: Manufactured your own PCBs.

x: Comics / Manga

type: multi | category: entertainment | scale: enthusiasm | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

notable:


y: Fitness

type: direct | category: lifestyle | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. What is outside: Cardiovascular exercise is walking to the fridge.
  2. Avoids activity: Physical activity is a social obligation.
  3. Occasional walk: Coffee is the point, not the walk.
  4. Light activity: Own athletic wear. Never been to a gym.
  5. Some exercise: Can climb stairs without existential crisis.
  6. Regular workouts: Track your steps.
  7. Very active: Resting heart rate impresses doctors.
  8. Daily athlete: Body is a temple. Temple has a squat rack.

z: Maker / DIY

type: direct | category: lifestyle | scale: custom | modifiers: paid, aspire, alternative

  1. Defeated by IKEA: Allen keys are your nemesis.
  2. IKEA once: One screw left over. Probably fine.
  3. Basic repairs: Holes approximately where they should be.
  4. Handy: Fixes hold. Duct tape is structural.
  5. Simple projects: A shelf here, a birdhouse there.
  6. Regular maker: Projects folder never shrinks.
  7. Advanced: Workshop has zones.
  8. Built my house: Hardware store sends Christmas card.